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Not The Messiah T Shirt
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Product Description
I’m not the Messiah! Will you please listen?
- Are you a true believer in Brian? Then grab our "Not The Messiah" parody T Shirt - the perfect way to showcase your love for satire and wit.
- Premium Quality Heavy Weight T-Shirt for Men
- Made with 100% Ringspun Cotton* for Comfort & Strength
[*Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester blend] - Printed using Eco-Friendly inks
- Double Stitched Mens T Shirt
- Fast shipping from Bristol UK
Made in the city of Bristol, UK, packed with great care and shipped rapidly to you anywhere in the world. We are confident that you will love your brand new Shirtbox product, so much so, that we gladly offer a no hassle satisfaction guarantee as standard.
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Size Chart
| Size Name | Chest | Body Length | ||
| cm | inches | cm | inches | |
| Small | 86-92 | 34-36 | 71 | 28 |
| Medium | 96-101 | 38-40 | 74 | 29 |
| Large | 107-112 | 42-44 | 77 | 30 |
| X-Large | 116-122 | 46-48 | 79 | 31 |
| 2X-Large | 127-132 | 50-52 | 80 | 31 |
| 3X-Large | 137-142 | 54-56 | 81 | 32 |
| 4X-Large | 147-152 | 58-60 | 83 | 33 |
| 5X-Large | 157-162 | 62-64 | 86 | 34 |
FIND THE RIGHT SIZE
Please measure yourself and use these charts to choose the right size.
These measurements are for a standard comfortable fit, if you would like a looser fit please choose one size up from our recommendations.
MEASURING INSTRUCTIONS:
Use a flexible tape measure or a piece of string and a ruler. For the best fit, measure over undergarments that you plan to wear with your clothing.
A: Chest
Lift your arms up and wrap a flexible tape measure around the highest part of your chest and shoulder blades. Drop arms to your sides (over the tape) to take the measurement. It should be under your arms.
Shirtbox chest measurements are all the way around your body, not just across the front of your chest.
B: Body Length
Use a flexible tape to measure from the top of the shoulder down your body to the point where you want your garment to end.
OH NO! WHAT IF IT DOESN'T FIT?:
Have no fear, you can return your product within 30 days for a refund or exchange.
Shipping Info
| Region | Shipping Service Name | Delivery Time | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | Royal Mail Standard | 5-7 Working Days | £3.79 |
| Mainland U.K. | Royal Mail 2 Day | 2-3 Working Days | £4.99 |
| Mainland U.K. | Royal Mail Next Day | 1-2 Working Days | £6.99 |
| Europe | Standard International | 10-14 Working Days | from £5.40 |
| Rest of World | Standard International | 10-14 Working Days | from £5.99 |
Further to the above, we are currently offering a deal where our standard shipping options are free on all U.K. orders over £50!
Please note that Next Day/Courier shipping will refer to business days.
Returns
Our no hassle returns policy is valid for 30 days from receipt of an item.
If you wish to return an item, please visit our returns page
We offer an extended returns period over the festive season to accommodate for the return of Xmas presents, for your peace of mind.