Hugging has no unpleasant side effects and is all natural. There are no batteries to replace, it's inflation-proof and non-fattening with no monthly payments. It's non-taxable, non-polluting, and is, of course, fully refundable.
Made in the city of Bristol, UK, packed with great care and shipped rapidly to you anywhere in the world. We are confident that you will love your Tim And Ted branded product, so much so, that we gladly offer a no hassle satisfaction guarantee as standard.