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11oz Mug Printed and Dispatched in a Safety Box
High Quality Ceramic
Dishwasher Safe and Microwave Proof
Fast Shipping From Bristol UK
Made in the city of Bristol, UK, packed with great care and shipped rapidly to you anywhere in the world. We are confident that you will love your Tim And Ted branded product, so much so, that we gladly offer a no hassle satisfaction guarantee as standard.